The gene can predict who is likely to become a gang member. The discovery is hailed by human right groups, who vow to confront our socially unjust legal system over sentencing gang members for crimes committed by their genes.

Scientist are still perplexed by the origin of the gene, that together with its cousin, the Obesity Gene, seemed to have materialised in the western society out of nowhere – in contradiction to our current understanding of gene theory.

Anonymous source in the intelligence services was heard blaming Al Qaeda biological warfare for the spread of the genes, brining the lack of obesity in their parts of the world as the undisputable proof.