A friend of mine has just bought the latest, most advanced, vacuum cleaner, which should make housework an effortless exercise. It costs over £500. She then uses the time saved by using the super duper machine to go to the gym.

I don’t get it; doesn’t it make more sense to get the hardest to use machine for about £50? This should give her all the exercise she needs, and will even save her the money for the gym?