The Japanese said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

The German said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'

BTW, I did not want to include the British Dr in this conversation, as it seems that in the UK, the trick is to keep people out of work.