What was the last song you sung and how long ago did you sing it?
Yesterday – time to say goodbye
What was the last joke you told?
I hardly ever tell any (can’t remember then when I need to), but funnily enough it was yesterday. However, I cannot put it on line as it’s the opposite of politically correct. If you are curious it had a donkey in it.
What was the last joke you heard?
Same as above, but it had to do with some women exploding
What was the last thing you pinched and who did you pinch it from?
My son’s bottom (shall I wait for the sirens at my door now?)
What do you wish you had that you haven't already got?
Nothing. I don’t think I am smart enough to know what I don’t have.
On a second thought, maybe a lover
lovers bring pain, pain leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the darkside. who's side are you on? I am a jedi. prove I'm not, I dare you.