If you fail to fail, are you a failure or a success?

This is lessons of life 1
I tried to keep lesson 2 on the pragmatic side of life

I feared being alone
Until I discovered porn.
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I feared failure
Until I realized that if I don’t try I don’t fail .
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I feared people's opinions
Until I learned that People don’t think anyway.
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I feared rejection
Until none left to reject me.
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I feared pain
Until I learned to enjoy it.
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I feared the truth
Until I learnt that I can’t tell it from lie anyway.
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I feared my destiny,
Until I realized that I have no future.
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I feared love
Until I realized it was just an illusion
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I feared ridicule
Until I learned that I was really ridiculous.
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I feared death
Until I realized that life was not much better

OK, here is a new spam. Not sure what it's all about, but my ego is not that inflated not to see that its a general distribution email. Any clever ideas what this is all about?

hello my belove cute é-'
,How are you?hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.i am loving,romantic,fun and kind,i come online to serch for a mature man that understand what true-love and marriage is all about.and I like your profile at (www.blog.co.uk) and will like to establishe a serious relationship with you because after going through your profile,

i pick interest in you out of billions of people in this world but i hope you will not turn me up side down by my request. In addition, you can contact me directely with
my email address as to enable us discuss further on this matte.
(jenniferokoiji@yahoo.com)

and i can give you my picture and more about me.
THANKS AND WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

YOURS IN LOVE,
Miss jennifer

Anyone still missing 'the good old days'?

Squirrels are so intelligent that nothing stops them from getting to their food, which makes it really easy to catch them in traps. Rats, on the other hand, never fall into traps, and often would stand around a trapped squirrel and blow raspberries at him.

Enlarge the picture and look at the marked area (towards the bottom of the image). Is it only my own imagination that plays overtime?

Don't forget that half the people you know are below average.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.